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Pandemic's Discrepancy
My own discrepancy
Is my own fear
Hate to be known wrong
Hate to be judged untrue
But as this bitterness lies on my clasterubial brain
It clears in me
I am perfect
Like no one else has ever seen.
Breathe, one soigne Fellow
Name: U.S.O. [ Unidentified Singaw Object ]
Sex: Yes please.
Occupation: a head banger, algebraist, and a butcher
Favorites:
Food: Thai, Korean and Indigenous
Color: Black, white, pink, red, blue and green.. oh and yeah, add a sprinkle of gray
Book: Junk Male and Inward Ho
Author: Me, Myself and I
Perfume: D&G Light Blue and LaCoste Pour Femme
Letter: W [ i don't know why ]
PINUPUTAKTE ANG UTAK NG MAY-AKDA:
Ako ang taong kinakatakutan mo...Ang taong kinakatakutan ng nanay mo...Mahirap maging isang bobo dahil ang ako ang isang halimbawa ng bobong tao...
[ 10% Greek, 10% Caucasian, 20% Malay, 50% Bangag ]
[ indited with 50% humor, 25% sinister and 25% existing ]
[ when you look at me, you are looking on my silhouette ]
[ full of mood swings ]
[ needs no movitations ]
[ stubborn and hard hearted ]
[ has sharp thoughts ]
[ loves literature and the arts ]
[ hardworking ]
[ has a strong clairvoyance ]
[ loves to dream ]
[ good imagination ]
[ has a firm standpoint ]
[ vain ]
[ doesn't listen to others ]
[ twin of mimic ]
[ caffeine lover ]
[ poltergeist ]
[ disastrous ]
[ street smart ]
[ amicable ]
[ an intrepid pioneer ]
On Spotlight : The Making of the Pandemic
:: HOW TO MAKE A PERFECT ME ::
INGREDIENTS:
3 pounds of ego
12 teaspoons of sinister
1 stir of devotion
3 tablespoon of stunning face
4 sprinkle of powdered humor
PROCEDURE:
Mix all ingredients in a bowl. After mixing, stir properly. Pour some in a goblet, and add a dash of smile.
Kinalimutan ng Buong Sanlibutan
Habang ako ay nag-eedit ng aking webpage, sumagi sa isip ko....Ako'y nag-iisa...
Napakalungkot isipin na ang taong inilaan sa akin ng Panginoon ay pansamantalang nagliliwaliw sa makamundong kasalanan...Ngunit, naisip ko rin, anong mas masarap? Taeng lasang ube o ubeng lasang tae???
Booster of the Same Feather, Shout Together
ISRAELITES people behind the pandemic as a whole
CENTER FOR POP never ending support from this peeps! rock on!
HGT real friends are difficult to find
BALINTATAW PEOPLE giving the best in town
JAZZ DANCERS SOCIETY thanks for the warm welcome
Blasts for the Shout Box!!
No strings attached!! Post all your comments, your damn care, shit and even your hoots!
Tilting the Head Over Heels
boooogggssshhh!! = nicely done!
:: watch Radha and Hale [ LIVE ]
:: backhandspring
:: my own fortified website
:: get an iPod
:: Lenny Kravitz Greatest Hits
:: Mr. A-Z Wordplay [ Jason Mraz ]
:: tribal skirt for my pards
:: Sony Ericsson P800
:: trip to Europe
:: visit NASA
:: Tazmanian Devil socks
:: A Farewell to Arms : Ernest Hemingway
:: billiard trophy
:: American Idol Hits 4
:: Kelly Clarkson's Newest Album
:: The Long Road [ Nickelback ]
:: taste pure suka
:: damn projects
:: Union Echo Layout
:: stolen shot of Juris
:: visit Baga Berde [ Roxas Boulevard ]
:: Green Day Albums
:: my own journal notebook
:: 4 green shirts, 3 blue shirts, 2 pink collar shirts and 1 fatigue-inspired polo
:: Beach Boys Ticket
:: guitar lessons
:: voice lessons [ Center for Pop ]
:: Mazda 3 Ü
DROOL FOR THE NEXT LIST!
Tête-à-Tête
What are the seven wonders of the world?
- to see, to speak, to hear, to taste, to feel, to smile and to love...
Love for you is?
- any object of warm affection slash devotion ... Ü
5 Things you cannot live without?
- God, perfume, cellphone, music and Bible
Describe yourself in one word.
- S.H.A.P.E.D.
How different are you from others?
- very different. I guess everybody's different.
I am...
a guy of many parts..
greatly influenced by people around me..
loved by all...
a risky person..
laconic..
stucked in Parnassus...i can't get down...help me!
The Modern Rembrandt
Be ready to face the realisms of the pandemic.
Visitors, come and hail thee!
There are a total of
dunderheads who visited my site since September 18, 2005.
Paean Corner
Pambansang Awit ng Mga Pintor
You and Me ng Lifehouse
Music Video Codes by VideoCodeZone.com
Disavowal
This site is not made for your own ripe. Neither this is not made to impress anyone. This is I. The possessor's mirror, depiction. No harm has happened in the making of the site.
I WANT TO FLY UPHIGH, BUT MY WINGS ARE MADE UP OF PAPER, CAUSING ME ALWAYS TO FALL DOWN...
Help me stop the fire!
The fire is growing and continually flourishing
Help me!
Help me to burn down the fire in me!
Gross Preferences
[ INTERESTS ]
|singing| |dancing| |modelling| |cameras| |digicams| |cellphones| |gig bars| |CD| |music| |karaokes| |i love math!!| |and trigonometry| |loves tazmanian devil| |sylvester| |classical novels| |nicholas sparks| |MP3 player| |gadget| |colors blue, white and pink| |anti-ghetto!!..(ewww!)| |playing badminton| |volleyball| |basketball| |table tennis| |watching TV| |whores..haha..| |hoes...haha..| |movie marathon| |ice creams| |potato chips|
[ MUSIC ]
Alternative of any genre, Pop
[ MOVIES ]
I prefer foreign movies than our own.
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October 21,2005
I Can Smell
Whew.... I just survived the hell week of my life... Awwww. It seems that I can't prolong the air I breathe anymore. I just finished answering a Calculus Test, awwww! CALCULUS?? Who would take it anyways!? I rushed in aswering the problems because our proctor has only given us an hour and a half to finish it. Arrgghh! I'm the first one who finished, but it seems that I am the first one who will fail it.. Gorsh, I hate this day! As i sit around the bushes of my school [huh?], I smelled something... I smell numbers.. Whaaa!! Isn't it that I absorbed everything when I pass my paper? Awww. It seems that numbers are following me.
It's a stampede! We rushed through to a crowd just to get in the most normal computer. Hahaha! Everyone's hoping for the best.. Ayan na, sinuksok na susi ng computer lab, whaa.. All the tension was in me! Uber kapagod talaga kapag ganun!! Hehehehe...
Wow, i remembered something.. Back when I was a junior high school student, memories flashed back. The big room where the air conditioner seems to be unclean everyday, the floor that sounds creak everytime a fat teacher walks by, the noisiest classmates I have ever had, the blue chairs that we painted so that we are sikat, hahahaha! Haaai. I just can't be the person that I am now, if without my 3rd year life. My 3rd year memories.
Posted at 10:14 P.M. by Pandemic
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October 18,2005
You'll Never Feel What I'm feeling..
Awwwww... The "worsest" day ever has finally been suspended in my life!
Damn! I wasn't really feeling well when I woke up. I haven't gotten enough sleep last night. I slept at around 1:13 P.M. {that's the last time I saw on my phone} after 3 hours of doing Hercules. But I managed to get a very short but interesting sleep. Can't believe my dream though. Napaka imposible na mangyari yun! Hahaha! Shempre sa akin nalang yun tol!
Today's never different. Still, I look haggard of all the invulnerabilities... And I remembered, sira pala printer namin. Whaaa!! My paper's still on my computer. The only way to get it on its hard form was to send it to my e-mail and rent a computer on a cafe! Cafe? The last time I went to a cafe {well, at least not Seattle's} as far as I remembered is a month ago. It's really practical to have your own PC nowadays.. Well, just after a thought of having some virus, still, it's good.
My problems not yet solved. Bagkus, sunud-sunod na kamalasan pa ang dumating. At ngayon, ako'y nasa computer shop, kasama ang mga taong nagmamadaling magtype din ng kani-kanilang mga papers. Sana'y matapos ko ang aking Hercules..... Amen.
Posted at 10:14 P.M. by Pandemic
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October 17, 2005
[ Sick... Totally imbibed this day! ]
Rowdy day! Or i was the one who made it stupid? I wasn't really expecting too much exposure this day! Aarrgghh!
I started the day with my ID's gone. Can't really get in school without it eh. Stupid cousin, nilagay sa sobrang tagong place sa house... Now, i know what's next... Morning...
[ at around 11:00 A.M. ]
Good thing I researched rigidly on my paper in World History. We had a test. Almost missed it, though i got 38 over 40. ;P
[ 2:00 P.M. ]
Worst case! I need some reinforcements.. Test namin sa Math 4. Aargghh! I've been doing bad lately sa Math because of this growth slash decay thing.. I don't know if it really has a connection with Math, xiet! I know what will happen, I probably will get zero...
[ at around 2:40 P.M. ]
After the hot round with Math, next, believe it or not, Calculus. Awwww. My schedule's never been better since I started the year. Of course, we had a test too! [ to tell you, i was never that bright to pack all things in my head! ]
[ 3:20 P.M. ]
Supposedly my break time, we extended time for Calculus... Awww! Really bad!
I got home, sarcastically, with bruises on my elbow and lacerations behind my knee.. Maybe I should get some doctor see me..
++THINGS BEHIND MY MIND RIGHT NOW++
:: Diba ang 7-11 bukas 24 hours? Bakit pa cla naglagay ng pinto?
:: Ang maliit bang toy, toylet?
:: Galing ba sa manok ang palaka?
:: Masakit ba kumagat ang bluetooth?
:: Ano birthstone ni Krystala?
:: Bakit ang stoplight bawal tawaging golight o readylight?
:: Bakit ang butterfly walang butter?
:: Bakit malungkot si Ninoy sa Php500?
:: Ano ba kasarian ni Snoopy?
:: Eh ni Uma?
:: Bakit marami nakapikit sa litrato?
:: Ano tagalog ng bag?
:: Eh toothpaste?
:: Eh diskette?
:: Galing ba talaga tayo sa unggoy?
:: Ano ba si Grimace?
++JOKE FROM A STUPID COLLEAGUE++
Ano tawag sa pork na nakatusok sa stick?
Eh di BARBECUE.
Eh sa camote?
Camote Cue.
Eh kapag kabayo?
Carousel!
Haiii... Xa, ako'y gagawa pa ng reaction paper kay Heracles...
Posted at 10:14 P.M. by Pandemic
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October 16,2005
Still Stucked on Parnassus
Linger O, blessed Redeemer
Leave me alone no more..
Arrgghh!! Damn me... Haaayy, i'm doing nothing.. Kakabagot.. I just finished writing and some stuffs..Maybe i'll continue later... See you soon!
Posted at 10:14 P.M. by Pandemic
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October 15,2005
nagbabalik....puno ng intelektwalidad ang pag-iisip
Pag-ibig... Shiet! Lahat na lang ng tao yan ang problema... Ewan ko ba kung bakit napasakit kapag ikaw ay umiibig na hindi ka naman pinapansin... Bwisit talaga..
Habang ito'y gumugulo sa isipan ko, naalala ko ang sandamukal na projects namin! Whaa, leave me alone! Give me a rest!
MY TOP 10 SINGERS [LOCAL AND FOREIGN]
1. Jason Mraz
2. Constantine Maroulis
3. Carrie Underwood
4. Kyla
5. Jed Maddela
6. Bo Bice
7. John Mayer
8. Mariah Carey
9. Kelly Clarkson
10. ME! ;P
MY TOP 10 BAND [LOCAL AND FOREIGN]
1. My Chemical Romance
2. Nickelback
3. Dishwalla
4. Green Day
5. Jars of Clay
6. U-Turn
7. 6 Cyclemind
8. Metanoia! ;P
9. Spongecola
10. Creed
ERRRR!! STUPID MUTTONHEADS
Dear Mutton Headed,
Hope you're gonna read my letter...
Hi Mutton Headed.... We haven't talked for awhile ha...I've been having a bad time conquering my fear... Haaayy, I really need to focus more on my studies than this stupid person... Mutton Headed, can you please help me to perforate this person? She's really bugging my mind... Help me, PLEASE! :(
Posted at 10:14 P.M. by Pandemic
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October 15,2005
nonsense, hokum and trumpery
yesterday's a big mistake....aarrgghhh!! i didn't know that it will be that much disturbing and absurd..
i got home...for once, nag dyip ulit ako...minsan naisip ko, mas masarap umuwi ng naka dyip keysa naka aircon...wala lang, mas maraming tao kang nakikita, nakikilala...kasama ko si pards at kami'y umupo sa harapan, for once din...pagkatapos ng klase'y umuwi agad kame...parang mga nagmamadaling langgam na kelangang mag-imbak ng mga pagkain...tumawid kami sa tamang tawiran, nang mapansin ko na parang si arnold {wag nio na tanungin kung cnu un} ay naghihintay sa sakayan....ito'y sinabi ko kay pards, tinawag nya ito, ngunit walang response...{in a very forte voice}"Arnold! Arnold!"..yikes, maling tao pala....hahahaha! kami'y kumaripas at nagkumagkag na tumakbo paalis sa lugar na iyon dahil napahiya kami...hehehe...wait lang, babalik ako, na_a_ae ako eh.......haay, success....ok balik na..ayun, naghanap na kami ng dyip na pwdeng masakyan...aaminin ko, mga isang buwan na rin akong hindi nakakasakay ng dyip, kaya may nag-udyok sa aking kaluluwa na sumakay ngayon...nakita namin si CHING papunta ng sakayan...wala lang, nakita lang nmin...pagsakay namin sa harapan, ayun, ok naman ung upuan..malambot saka comfy..parang ok na rin pala mag-dyip, TIPID..may hangin pero may kahalong usok galing sa tambutso ng dyip, pero malamig nman...
habang tinatahak namin ang daan, napansin ko...ang ganda pala ng pilipinas...dito ka lang makakita ng:
1. fishball, siomai, mangga, at ung "scramble" na magkakatabing nagbebenta na parang mga magbabarkada yung mga nagtitinda
2. 3-years old na batang marunong nang sumakay ng dyip
3. lalaking mahilig tumingin sa salamin ng isang shop
4. trapik na kasinghaba ng sayaw sa obando
5. drayber na hindi marunong magsukli..bwiset!
6. daanan na kasing-kipot ng eskinita
pero wala yan sa istorya..ayun, nasa harapan na nga kami...tapos bwiset, sobrang trapik....ayoko sa lahat talga yung TRAPIK! aarrghh!
pero nakauwi naman ako sa bahay...masaya! masaya talaga kapag sumakay ka ulit ng dyip, try mo!
Posted at 9:28 A.M. by Pandemic
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October 14,2005
SI PARDS AT SI PARDS.....
...ang dalawang nilalang na nasa piktyur ay ako at si margielyn asilo...
ikekwento ko kung bakit SI PARDS AT SI PARDS ang title ng aking blog sapagkat ganun naman talaga ang ginagawa diba?..
si margielyn asilo ay isang simple ngunit napakagandang nilalang ng Panginoon...nagkakilala kami noong kami'y musmos pa lamang..mga 8 years old na ata kame nun...ayun, sa una, kame'y magkaibigan...at ngayo'y, kami'y magkaibigan pa rin...walang nagbago...
sa bawat taon na lumilipas simula noong 8 years old pa kami, sunud-sunod na pagkakakilanlan ang naganap....maraming mga pagsubok, bagyo, lindol, tsunami, ipo-ipo at iba pa ang humarang sa aming pagkakaibigan ngunit kami'y parang bamboo...wala lang, parang lang kaming bamboo...
naging malapit ang damdamin namin sa isa't isa..naging magkaibigan [ay, noon pa pala] at naging mag-"PARDS"....
bakit pards? ewan ko din ba...basta ang alam ko, maraming mga pangyayari ang humarap sa amin...
isa na dito ang napaka-pakxiet na tribal skirt na ipinabili sa akin ni pards...ang skirt na ito ay nagkakahalagang P750.00 na mabibili sa isang tribal store...ako'y nagpromise na ibibili ko ito sa kanya sa lalong madaling panahon...ngunit sa sobrang daming gastos, ito'y naudlot...siya ay nagalit sa akin ngunit ako'y di nagpatinag...sinabihan nya ako nang, "PARDS, WALA KANG ISANG SALITA..."
ako'y nalungkot ng sobra....sapagkat ngayon lang ako napagsabihan ng ganung mga salita, galing pa sa kaibigan ko..haayy!!
ito'y hindi nman nagtagal dahil nagkabati naman kami agad...sa wakas, isang pagsubok na naman ang aming nalagpasan...sana'y malagpasan pa namin ang susunod pa...
PARDS,
mahal na mahal kita...
Posted at 8:56 A.M. by Pandemic
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October 13,2005
Persona Non Grata and other stuffs
i hate myself...i was once narcissistic, but when i tried to open my liberality, spoof, i was a nix...
do people always want to see the perfect you? do they always expect you to do the right thing? do they really know you
cryptically?? no...
i hate myself...i never(ever) made someone pleased because of me...anong mali? pakisabi nman...
habang ako'y nagdadrama sa pinagsasabi ko, naisip ko...marami na pala akong nagawa sa buhay ko na
kaaya-aya...kapitha-pithaya...
Persona Non Grata, ang taong hindi kinikilala...halika, kilalanin mo...
[ ang totoong tao sa likod ng tuwa at halakhak ]
:: may isang salita
:: malungkot kapag mag-isa
:: tinakwil ng mundo
:: inihambing sa murang papaya {huh?}
:: kinukumbulsyon kapag naulanan {hindi nio alam yan!}
:: naliligo 4 na beses isang araw tuwing sabado at linggo
:: kumakain ng higit pa sa limang beses araw araw {hindi halata}
:: taong-bahay {eto, joke lang..}
:: mahilig sa tsinelas {kasi mahirap lang}
:: mahilig din sa shorts {walang pambili ng pantalon}
:: paborito si Mr.Bean {xiet, di mo alam yan dude}
:: marunong magluto {ng hotdog at itlog..at least diba!!}
:: kumakanta habang naliligo at tu_a_ae {lahat naman ata eh}
:: magaling manggaya {commoner}
:: mahilig mangarap...at mang-irap {huh?}
:: hindi nakakainom ng napakaliit na tableta o capsule {rare fact about me!}
:: laging naka-upo sa computer chair at doon na kumakain, natutulog at...wala na
:: hindi ako mahilig gumawa ng assignment sa bahay...kapag homework, hindi rin...sa school nalang
:: kapag walang tao, ako'y nasa kwarto, hawak ang cellphone, nagpipiktyur
iyan ay isang porsiyento lamang sa isandaang porsiyentong mga bagay na hindi pa natutuklasan ng tao sa akin...
nakakainip, nakakabagot, nakakauyam...ang Greek Mythology...
sawa na ako...Gresya sa Kasaysayan, Gresya pa rin sa mitolohiya[tama ba?]...ganun ba sila katatalino at kagagaling?
si aristophanes...ang great comic playwright na nabuhay sa gintong panahon ng gresya...anong mga nagawa nya?wala!nagawan nya
ba ng paraan na mapahaba ang buhay ng tao???hindi...
hay, sya!
ako'y aalis na sa mundong sulatan...ako'y nagugutom na...nasa 2nd floor pa ang kusina...malayo ang lakbayin, kaya ako'y
magpapaalam na...
Posted at 8:19 by Pandemic
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October 13,2005
....no comment after all....
ako'y nababagabag sa mga pangyayaring nangyayari sa buhay ko...
polka dots....striking color...orange na polo...neon na t-shirt....whaaa!! puros kakornihan ang nasa munting isip ko...naglalaro, nagliliwaliw..habang ako'y nagtatype nitong napakawalang kwentang pagbubulaybulay...napagtanto ko, tama ako...wala nga itong kwenta...sa bawat buhay ng tao, may mga problemang dumarating...pero hnde ito kasama sa kwento ko...sinabi ko lang...
Arrrggghhh!! I've been thinking too much lately...Time to let my eerie mind rest and try to enjoy the mundane's provisions...Evidently, I am no one...Still, searching for the right "Pandemic", the right eccentricity...If the whole world judge me of what I am now, I challenge you, let me feel and convey to you that I am the GUY...THE GUY WHO YOUR MOTHERS ARE TALKING OF...THE STUPIFIED PERSON...
Posted at 9:10 A.M. by Pandemic
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October 10, 2005
2 E's
Sacred Geometry.
Elaborated English.
Hallowed Biology.
Sanctified Mythology.
What's next? Girded Trigonometry?
LOL. I'm having a very hard time right at this very moment. VERY?? Aaargghh! I hate "VERY's" at all!!
I'm Exasperated and Exhausted!! I hate myself... I look aweary.. I don't look attractive anymore. Lol!
Posted at 9:07 P.M. by Pandemic
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October 9, 2005
BORED..Yet Alive
Arrrggghh!! I'm still in search of something to do...
I'm thinking about this all the time... Now I realized that....
EVERYBODY's LIFE IS A CLICHE...
You always do the same routine everyday... Aren't you enough of the same old mundane you face everyday.??? Well, let me tell you this, I HAD ENOUGH!!! :P
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October 6, 2005
SPECULATIONS
“Mathematics has the completely false reputation of yielding infallible conclusions. Its infallibility is nothing but identity. Two times two is not four, but it is just two times two, and that is what we call four for short. But four is nothing new at all. And thus it goes on and on in its conclusions, except that in the higher formulas the identity fades out of sight.”
Goodness gracious, I don’t think someone could ever have an idea to contradict the theories of Pythagoras and the calculations of Aristotle... Hahaha! I got this quote from a book (I can’t remember what it is) of a certain philosopher I guess and I really had fun reading his malevolent thoughts about the things here in this world. I mean, what he had said about Mathematics is correct and I agree with him that four times four is not sixteen but it is just four times four, in short it’s sixteen. I mean they’re both identical in certain reasons. “Except that in the higher formulas the identity fades out of sight”, let’s take this as an example: (3x 2-5x) (3x 2-5x). The answer is 9x 4-30x 3+25x 2. I mean, (3x 2-5x) (3x 2-5x) and 9x 4-30x 3+25x 2 are just of the same value but only in different form, they made us believe that (3x 2-5x) (3x 2-5x) should arrive an answer of 9x 4-30x 3+25x 2. I can neither believe that I’m accepting this philosopher’s altruism. Hahaha!
Philosopher’s altruism is one good thing of them because they are unbiased of things. I mean it’s hard because I, myself has an own opinion but I side on one opinion. They, usually, build quotations, talking on both sides. You think his quote talks about only the infallible side of Mathematics? Naaah!! He’s talking both… Believe me, in the last line, he arrive that Pythagorean Theorem and other higher formulas are right and his thought is inappropriate of these.
I love collecting quotations of these sorts of philosophers. I usually get them from the net of different subject matter. I enjoy reading them (especially the ones blabbering about Mathematics...hehe) and I usually give them my own meanings and thoughts. But I am not that good in giving meanings because I am just a ho-hum person who can’t give out the deep substance of these things. Let’s take this as an example, “The bamboo that bends is stronger than the oak that resists.” Who can believe that a bamboo that can bend is stronger than an oak that resists? I know there’s a deeper meaning of it but I can’t just delve it up. And I just can’t remove on my mind these speculations that continue ruining my idiosyncrasy as a person!! Hehehe…
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October 3,2005
Battle of The Brainless
The Battle of the Brainless is back:
Nobody Pinoys vs. Somebody Americans (Pinoys
first - Americans' response at the end)
Host: What "N" (narra) is the national tree of the
Philippines?
Contestant: Niyog?
Host: Mas matigas pa diyan.
Contestant: (in a strong-sounding voice) NIYOG!!!
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Host: Saan B" (Bagumbayan) binaril si Jose Rizal?
Contestant: Sa back?
Host: O sige, puwede rin na ang simula ay
letter "L" (Luneta).
Contestant: Likod?
Host: Hindi pa rin. Para mas madali, "R.P." ang
initials ng Modern name nito (Rizal Park).
Contestant: Rear Part? (Susme! Likod pa rin yun!)
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Host: Saan "B" (beach) tayo madalas pumunta
pag summer upang maligo?
Contestant: Banyo?
Host: Hindi, pag pumunta ka doon, maaarawan ka.
Contestant: Bubong?
Host: &nbs p; Hindi, marami kang makikita duong
mga babaeng naka-bikini.
Contestant: Beerhouse!
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Host: Anong "L" (Lifeguard) ang tawag sa tao na
sumasagip sa iyo Pag ikaw ay nalulunod?
Contestant: Lifebuoy?
Host: Hindi, pero kahawig nga ng pangalan ng
sabon ang pangalan Ng ito.
Contestant: Safeguard?
Host: Hindi, pagsamahin mo yung dalawang sagot
mo.
Contestant: Safe Buoy?
Host: Hindi siya "boy" at matipuno nga ang
kaniyang katawan.
Contestant: Ah, Mr. Clean!
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Host: Anong "S" (Salbabida) ang ginagamit na
flotation device sa dagat upang hindi ka malunod?
Contestant: Sirena?
Host: Hindi! Hindi ito babae.
Contestant: Siyokoy?
Host: &nb sp; Hindi ito lalake.
Contestant: Siyoke?
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Host: What "S" (Sampaguita) is the national flower
of the Philippines?
Contestant: Sunflower?
Host: Hindi. Binebenta ito sa kalye.
Contestant: Stork?
Host: Hindi. Bulaklak sabi eh.
Contestant: Sitsarong bulaklak?
Host: Hindi pa rin. It ends with a letter "A".
Contestant: Sitsarong bulaklak na may suka?
Host: Oh, para madali, uulitin ko ang clues at
dadagdagan ko pa! Anong pangalan ng bulaklak na
nagsisimula sa "S", nagtatapos sa Letrang "A", at
kapangalan ng isang sikat na singer?
Contestant: Si...Sharon Cuneta!
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Host: Sino ang kauna-unahang Chess
Grandmaster (Eugene Torre) of Asia?
Contestant: Carole KING?
Host: Hindi, mas mababa sa king.
Contestant: Al QUINN?
Host: Hindi, tagalog ang apelyido niya.
Contestant: Armida Siguion-REYNA?
Host: Hindi pa rin. Mas mababa sa reyna.
Contestant: BISHOP Bacani?
Host: Mas mababa sa bishop.
Contestant: Johnny MidNIGHT?
Host: Mas mababa sa Knight.
Contestant: Jerry PONS?
Host: Oh, ayan na, nabanggit mo na lahat ng
piyesa sa Chess. Yung kahuli-hulihang piyesa na
lang.
Contestant: Sylvia laTORRE!
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Host: Sino ang national hero na naka-picture sa
500 Peso bill? Clue, may initials na N.A. (Ninoy
Aquino)
Contestant: Nora Aunor?
Host: Hindi. Ang pangalan niya ay nage-end
sa "Y".
Contestant: Guy Aunor?
Host: Hindi. Dati siyang Senador.
Contestant: Si Former Senator Guy Aunor?
Host: Hindi. Patay na siya.
Contestant: ANO??!! PATAY NA SI NORA AUNOR???!!!
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One more dagdag:
Host: What "K" (kalabaw) is the national animal of
the Philippines?
Contestant: Kuto?
Host: Hinde. Clue, it tills the land.
Contestant: Kutong Lupa!
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